He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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