You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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