as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You can't special order awesome
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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