He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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