I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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