I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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