Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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