I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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