Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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