I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
