Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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