Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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