Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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