MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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