I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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