Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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