alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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