I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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