Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
