Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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