Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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