I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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