So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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