So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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