she was so not down for the gang bang
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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