Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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