so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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