he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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