and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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