we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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