Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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