Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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