I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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