Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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