I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
