Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
