I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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