I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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