8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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