Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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