Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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