lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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