if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
