Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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