U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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