The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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