office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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