Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Boobs speak an international language.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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