Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Alive.
So much puke
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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