How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
no you cant smoke seaweed
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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