bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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