Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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