I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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