i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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