There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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