My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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