He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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