is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Sponge bath it is.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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