One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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